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          " itemProp="text" useGifProps="[object Object]">中提琴哭昏在厕所弦乐里当大提琴和小提琴在互相争锋鄙视时 中提琴在默默擦眼泪大家都讥笑中提琴的音域和音色讥笑就算了 弦乐界里还有好多拿中提琴当梗笑话How do you keep your violin from getting stolen? (怎么防止你的小提琴被偷盗?) Put it in a viola case. (把它放进中提琴的箱子里)What's the difference between a violin and a viola? (小提琴和中提琴之间有什么不同?)
        2. The viola burns longer. (中提琴烧得更久)
        3. The viola holds more beer. (中提琴能摆更多啤酒在上面)
        4. You can tune the violin. (你可以给小提琴调音)
        5. We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer? (我们都知道中提琴比小提琴好因为它能烧的更久。但是为什么它能烧得更久?)It's usually still in the case. (中提琴通常都还在箱子里)What's the difference between a viola and an onion? (中提琴和洋葱之间有什么不同?)No one cries when you cut up a viola. (中提琴被切断时没人会哭)How can you tell when a violist is playing out of tune? (要怎么才干知道一个中提琴手走调了?) The bow is moving. (当琴弓在动时) 【一出声就是走调..】Why don't violists play hide and seek? (为什么中提琴手们不玩捉迷藏?)Because no one will look for them. (因为没人会去找他们)How do you get a violin to sound like a viola? (怎么让一把小提琴听起来像中提琴?) Sit in the back and don't play. (坐在后面然后不要出声) Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes. (随意乱拉一些走调的低音)What is the range of a Viola? (中提琴的音域范畴是怎样的?)As far as you can kick it. (只要是你能踢到它的范畴就好)If you're lost in the desert, what do you aim for? A good viola player, a bad viola player or an oasis? (如果你在沙漠里迷路了,你要找到什么? 一个好的中提琴手,一个坏的中提琴手,还是一片绿洲?)The bad viola player. The other two are only figments of your imagination. (坏的中提琴手。另外两个只存在你的空想里)Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? (为什么音乐录音里听不到中提琴的声音?)Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated. (录音技巧已经发到达可以把所有不必要的噪音都剔除了)How do you get a dozen violists to play in tune? (怎么让12个中提琴手拉对音准?) 1. Shoot 11 of them. (射杀掉11个) 2. Shoot all of them. (把他们全射杀掉) 3. Who the hell wants a dozen violists? (谁他妈会想要12个中提琴手?)想要更多中提琴笑话可去看起源:Viola Jokes (part 1) 看见没 还只是part 1..作为一个中提琴手 我们跟老师埋怨每次曲子都是伴奏 人家大提琴虽然是万年伴奏但是好歹也是有自己独立的部分 中提琴不是跟小提琴混 就是跟大提琴混 好不容易独奏 一拉 妈啊 自己都被那音色吓了一跳我们的两个老师 一个是大提琴手一个是小提琴手 看我们可怜 抚慰我们说中提琴是弦乐队里最主要的了 说大提琴和小提琴就是汉堡包的高低两片面包 中提琴就是中间的肉 没有肉 就没法把两块面包衔接起来了哈哈哈谁他妈信!